From the political circus, a few items for your consideration and possible amusement before we bring out the dancing bears.
Item 1: Bomb threat shuts down hearing on bomb threats
Members of the United States Senate were holding a hearing on problems with the Transportation Security Administration, which currently has multiple issues including an inability to stop fake bombs from being smuggled through their security web, when the Senate Office Building had to be evacuated because of a bomb threat.
Item 2: Rotating First Ladies
Republican Senator Lindsay Graham, who is a bachelor, says he has a sister and that he’ll have “rotating first ladies” if elected President of the United States.
“Well, I’ve got a sister. She could play that role if necessary,” Graham told the Daily Mail Online. “I’ve got a lot of friends. We’ll have a rotating first lady,” he said.
Item 3: Take My Mother-In-Law, Please
Hillary Clinton’s been making some interesting charges lately, condemning the huge salaries being paid CEO’s, and tax breaks being given to hedge fund managers. “There’s something wrong when hedge fund managers pay less in taxes than nurses or the truckers I saw on I-80,” she said at campaign stop in Iowa.
It is perhaps pertinent that Mrs. Clinton has taken tens of thousands of dollars in speaking fees from some of those very same CEO’s she now condemns and that her daughter Chelsea, is married to a hedge fund manager. Is there anything politicians won’t say to get past a primary?
Item 4: Say It Ain’t So Dennis
Former Speaker of the House, Dennis Hastert, a Republican, just made his first court appearance to face charges that he paid hush money to bury sexual misconduct issues allegedly related to something that happened years ago when he was a high school teacher and wrestling coach. Fascinating to note that Hastert, became Speaker at the very same time the Republicans were skewering Bill Clinton for his problems with Monica Lewinsky and her little blue dress. Following in Clinton’s shoes, Mr. Hastert, has pleaded not guilty.
Item 5: Santorum Spins And Twirls
Another Republican hopeful, attorney Rick Santorum, says the church should stay out of science and specifically, that he wants the Pope to stop talking about climate change. Interesting comment, since Pope Francis holds a degree as a chemical technician and worked as a chemist before becoming a priest. So technically, he is a scientist while Santorum, is not.
However, Santorum is a devout Catholic and says it’s his belief “The church has gotten it wrong a few times on science, and I think that we probably are better off leaving science to the scientists…” Meaning, apparently, that Santorum believes the majority of the science that’s out there and will therefore join the Holy Father (who is trained in science) in his quest to take steps to combat climate change – even while Santorum argues that the church should stay out of science.
And this guy wants to be president. Then again, he’s no more confused than Dubya was, and the country elected him to two terms. Sort of.
If all else fails, the Republicans can always turn to the Supreme Court.
H/T to Ellen Ratner & John Oliver