A lot of people are wondering, I saw it on the Internet, so it must be true, right?   A lot of people are wondering if Donald Trump’s mentor really was the vile genius Roy Cohn.  You know, the lawyer who advised Senator Joe McCarthy,  as he destroyed so many lives with his Communist witch hunts in the 50’s?   That angry closeted gay man who pretended to be sraight while he lobbied against gay rights?  Same guy?  Must be.  Saw it on the Web.  And how about that Donald Trump?   Collecting millions and millions in campaign donations but not spending much of it at all.  Must be true.   Saw it on the news.  Not the gossip channels either.   The real network news.  What’s he gonna do with all that money?  Keep it and build a new tower?  Don’t know.  Nobody’s talking about it.   Except Trump who bragged in December, “I have spent almost nothing on my run for president…”   Well, there are those millions in loans he made to his own campaign and jobs going out to Trump-owned companies and direct payments to family members .   Will those loans be payed back to Trump, personally?  With interest?  How much interest will he charge?  Have to wonder folks.   What’s this Trump guy all about?   He’s a smart, smart businessman.   You can believe it folks, you can believe it.   And you can be sure he will never apologize for anything.  Not one thing.  Right out of the Roy Cohn playbook.    That’s what they’re saying.  Many, many people are saying it.  Many people.  Cohn, worked for Joe McCarthy.   Beautiful man.   Never admitted a mistake.  Just tore his enemies to pieces, folks.  A real winner.   Just like Trump.   Gonna come out of the other end of this tunnel sitting on a pile of fabulous new money.    Right?   Has to.  Where’s all that lovely, beautiful money going?   He can keep it, can’t he?   ABC News says he can.  Seems like it, anyway.  Kind of a gray area, if he just funnels some of  it into a PAC.    Senators and representatives can do it, so why not a candidate for president?  Right into a PAC.  All that beautiful money.   All perfectly legal.  It’s called a “loophole” folks.   The kinda thing that makes America the beautiful country that it is.   Anyway, it’s his money, right?   Worked his ass off for it, didn’t he?  Beautiful man, Donald Trump.  Great American.  Smart, smart businessman.  A real winner.  Wonderful human being.   Gotta love the guy.   And there’s so much money coming in.   $80 million in July, alone.  Have to wonder if he’ll be able to keep any of it, don’t you?  Maybe not, I’m not sure.   What do I know?   But if  he loses the election and keeps the money it’ll be beautiful, won’t it?  What a winner.  Just don’t expect an apology.